Noisemaker (that's me)

set to the tune of matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof

noisemaker, noisemaker,
go blow your nose
loud as you can
the noise only grows
noisemaker, noisemaker,
i'm longing to hear
"it's time to leave, my dear"

from my ears,
bleeding is flowing
from my eyes,
the tears, they drop
from everyone,
you don't belong here,
and your noise must stop!

noisemaker, noisemaker,
drop all your things,
bang pots ad pans,
the fat lady sings,
noisemaker, noisemaker
it's time to cease,
and give all of us some peace!